Wednesday, January 30, 2013

The Republic has a CONSTITUTION


We need this
Amendment 28

Congress shall make no law that applies to the citizens of the United States that does not apply equally to the Senators or Representatives, and Congress shall make no law that applies to the Senators or Representatives that does not apply equally to the citizens of the United States .



Imagine what we could do if everybody passed this around







Good Memories

Sunday, January 27, 2013

Armchair Traveler

On January 27, 1888, the National Geographic Society is founded in Washington, D.C., for "the increase and diffusion of geographical knowledge."




The 33 men who originally met and formed the National Geographic Society were a diverse group of geographers, explorers, teachers, lawyers, cartographers, military officers and financiers. All shared an interest in scientific and geographical knowledge, as well as an opinion that in a time of discovery, invention, change and mass communication, Americans were becoming more curious about the world around them. With this in mind, the men drafted a constitution and elected as the Society's president a lawyer and philanthropist named Gardiner Greene Hubbard. Neither a scientist nor a geographer, Hubbard represented the Society's desire to reach out to the layman.



Nine months after its inception, the Society published its first issue of National Geographic magazine. Readership did not grow, however, until Gilbert H. Grosvenor took over as editor in 1899. In only a few years, Grosvenor boosted circulation from 1,000 to 2 million by discarding the magazine's format of short, overly technical articles for articles of general interest accompanied by photographs. National Geographic quickly became known for its stunning and pioneering photography, being the first to print natural-color photos of sky, sea and the North and South Poles

Friday, January 25, 2013

WHY ?

Why  do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way  to the back of the
store to get their  prescriptions while healthy people can buy
cigarettes at
the front?


Why do people order  double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet
coke?


Why do banks leave  vault doors open and then chain the pens to the
counters?


Why do we leave cars  worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and
put
our useless junk in the  garage?



EVER  WONDER...

Why the sun lightens our hair,  but darkens our  skin?


Why can't women put  on mascara with their mouth  closed?


Why don't you ever  see the headline 'Psychic Wins  Lottery'?


Why is 'abbreviated'  such a long word?


Why is it that  doctors and attorneys call what they do  'practice'?


Why is lemon juice  made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing
liquid made with real  lemons?


Why is the man  who invests all your money called a  broker?


Why is the time of  day with the slowest traffic called rush  hour?

Why isn't there  mouse-flavored cat food?


Why didn't Noah swat  those two mosquitoes?


Why do they  sterilize the needle for lethal  injections?


You know that  indestructible black box that is used on  airplanes? Why
don't they make the whole plane  out of that stuff??


Why don't sheep  shrink when it rains?


Why are they called  apartments when they are all stuck  together?



If flying is so  safe, why do they call the  airport the terminal?


Hope you've  smiled at least once


Have a  happy  day.

Sunday, January 20, 2013

RYNO Motors Full Story

Worth the Watch

He flies 2 with his hands and the 3rd one is attached to his waist. Enjoy!

You must watch to the end to see the amazing landing of that last kite!


I would have those kites so tangled up, you could never get them separated again!


And of course, make sure the volume is turned up because the music is wonderful and totally reflects the soaring of the kites.


Beautiful.



http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=nr9KrqN_lIg

Sunday, January 13, 2013

WHY

If gold and silver is such a good investment why are they trading it for dollars?Sound like someone is being sold the sizzle!

Friday, January 11, 2013

All Aboard


A TRAIN RIDE FOR YOU ( AWESOME)--

 

 All                    Aboard!
Floyd                    Cramer at the piano .  
Wait                    for the pictures to come on and have your volume                    on .  
Click                    on the Link below

Thursday, January 10, 2013

jim reeves spell of the yukon

Good Advice

Got this good advice today. Think we can get it done? :o)




Limit all US politicians to two terms.
One in office,
One in prison,
Illinois already does this.

Wednesday, January 9, 2013

This is Hilarious






$5.37!
That's what the kid  behind the counter at Taco Bell said to me.  
I dug into my  pocket and pulled out some lint and two dimes and something
that used to be  a Jolly Rancher.


Having already  handed the kid a five-spot, I started to head back out to the
truck to grab  some change when the kid with the  Elmo hairdo said the hardest
thing anyone has ever said to  me. He  said,
"It's OK.  I'll just give you the senior citizen discount."


I turned to see who he was talking to and  then heard the sound of change
hitting the counter in front of me .   "Only $4.68 " he said  cheerfully.


I stood there stupefied. I am 56, not even 60  yet?    A  mere child!
Senior citizen?


I took my burrito and walked out to the  truck wondering what was wrong with Elmo.
Was he blind?    As  I sat in the truck, my blood began to boil .    Old? Me?


I'll  show him, I thought.   I  opened the door and headed back inside. I strode to the counter,
and there he  was waiting with a smile.


Before I could say a word, he held up something  and jingled it in front of me,
like I could be  that easily distracted!    What am I  now?     A  toddler?


"Dude!  Can't get too far without your car keys, eh?"
I stared with utter  disdain at the keys.   I  began to rationalize in my mind!


"Leaving  keys behind hardly makes a man elderly!
It could  happen to anyone!"


I turned and headed back  to the truck.
I slipped the key into  the ignition, but it wouldn't turn.    What now?
I checked  my keys and tried another.   Still  nothing.


That's when I noticed the purple  beads hanging from my rear  view mirror.
I had no purple  beads hanging from my rear  view mirror.


Then, a few other objects came into  focus:
The car seat in the  back seat.    Happy Meal toys spread  all over the floorboard.
A partially eaten dough nut on the  dashboard.


Faster than you can say ginkgo  biloba , I flew out of the alien vehicle.


Moments  later I was speeding out of the parking lot,
relieved to finally be  leaving this nightmarish stop in my life.
That is when I felt it, deep in the  bowels of my stomach: hunger!
My stomach growled and churned, and I reached  to grab my burrito,
only it was nowhere to be found.


I swung the truck  around, gathered my courage,
and strode back into the restaurant one final  time.
There Elmo stood, draped in youth and black nail polish.
All I could  think was, "What is  the world coming to?"


All I could say was, "Did I  leave my food and drink in here"?
At this point I was  ready to ask a Boy Scout to help me back to my vehicle,
and then go straight  home and apply for Social Security benefits.


Elmo had no  clue.    I  walked back out to the truck,
and suddenly a young lad came up and tugged on  my jeans to get my attention.
He was holding up a drink and a  bag.   His  mother explained,  
"I  think you left this in my truck by mistake."


I took the food and drink  from the little boy and sheepishly apologized.


She offered these kind  words:
"It's OK.  My grandfather does stuff like this all the  time."


All of this is to explain  how I got a ticket doing 85 in a 40 mph zone.
Yessss , I was racing some punk  kid in a Toyota Prius.
And no, I told the  officer, I'm not too  old to be driving this  fast.


As I walked in the front door, my wife met me halfway down the  hall.
I handed her a bag of  cold food and a $300 speeding  ticket.
I promptly sat in my  rocking chair and covered up my legs with a blankey .


The good news was that I  had successfully found my way home.


Pass this on to the other  "seniors" on your list (so they  can have fun laughing, too).


Notice the larger type?
That's for those of us  who have trouble reading.


P.S. Save the earth...... It's the only planet  with chocolate !!!!!



Monday, January 7, 2013

Money is a Tool

Funny but true when it comes to life an death in a lot of cases with out the proper amount of tools your going to die!

Sunday, January 6, 2013

Happy New Year

Happy New Year to all and remember that the choice going forward is either to laugh or to cry

Saturday, January 5, 2013

A Grain of Sand - Robert William Service

Power of Reason

 "The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason"                                                                                  Benjamin Franklin, American statesman, scientist, writer, printer (1706-1790).                                                                                                                                                            

Friday, January 4, 2013

Most Powerful Word

To me the most powerful word in the english language is just a three letter word that makes us reason,each of us has that ability. It's God sent.At times it really makes your mind work overtime!  Just a simple three letter word that you use every day (WHY)