Friday, January 25, 2013


Why  do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way  to the back of the
store to get their  prescriptions while healthy people can buy
cigarettes at
the front?

Why do people order  double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet

Why do banks leave  vault doors open and then chain the pens to the

Why do we leave cars  worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and
our useless junk in the  garage?


Why the sun lightens our hair,  but darkens our  skin?

Why can't women put  on mascara with their mouth  closed?

Why don't you ever  see the headline 'Psychic Wins  Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated'  such a long word?

Why is it that  doctors and attorneys call what they do  'practice'?

Why is lemon juice  made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing
liquid made with real  lemons?

Why is the man  who invests all your money called a  broker?

Why is the time of  day with the slowest traffic called rush  hour?

Why isn't there  mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat  those two mosquitoes?

Why do they  sterilize the needle for lethal  injections?

You know that  indestructible black box that is used on  airplanes? Why
don't they make the whole plane  out of that stuff??

Why don't sheep  shrink when it rains?

Why are they called  apartments when they are all stuck  together?

If flying is so  safe, why do they call the  airport the terminal?

Hope you've  smiled at least once

Have a  happy  day.