Wednesday, August 31, 2011


Who among animals can form a congress: bears, baboons, beavers, or buffaloes?

Sunday, August 21, 2011

Harlequin Romance

Harlequin Romance

Version 2011


He grasped me firmly, but gently, just above my elbow, and guided me

into a room, 'his' room. Then he quietly shut the door and we were alone.

He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and spoke in a low, reassuring voice close to my ear, "Just relax."

Without warning, he reached down, and I felt his strong, calloused hands

start at my ankles, gently probing, and moving upward along my calves,

slowly but steadily. My breath caught in my throat. I knew I should be afraid, but somehow I didn't care. His touch was so experienced, so sure. When his hands moved up onto my thighs, I gave a slight shudder, and partly closed my eyes.

My pulse was pounding. I felt his knowing fingers caress my abdomen, my ribcage. Then, as he cupped my firm, full breasts in his hands, I inhaled sharply.

Probing, searching, knowing what he wanted, he brought his hands to my shoulders and slid them down my tingling spine .

Although I knew nothing about this man, I felt oddly trusting and expectant.

This is a man, I thought, a man used to taking charge. A man not used to taking 'No'for an answer. A man who would tell me what he wanted. A man who would look into my soul and say .. . .

"Okay, ma'am, you can board your flight now."

Friday, August 19, 2011

A good ole boy from Arkansas won a bass boat in a raffle drawing. He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says, "What you gonna do with that? There ain't no water deep enough to float a  boat within 50 miles of here." He says, "I won it and I'm a gonna keep it." His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees the wife and asks where his brother is. She says, "He's out there in his bass boat", pointing  to the field behind the house.The brother  heads out behind the house and sees his brother sitting in a bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand down in the middle of a big field.He yells out to him, "What are you doing?" His brother replies, "I'm fishin. What does it look like I'm a doing." His brother yells, "It's people like you that give people from Arkansas a bad name, makin everybody think we are stupid. If I could swim, I'd come out there and whip your ass!"

Thursday, August 18, 2011


Time to stop funding all the Politicians.Use that money more wisely even if it's just planting a tree.Let these politicians use the social media to get their words across. NO MORE MONEY TO POLITICIANS.           I SUGGEST YOU GIVE THEM ALL A SUCKER               LETS TURN IT AROUND

Monday, August 15, 2011


Just one word says it all      TIME

Saturday, August 6, 2011


One Nation, "Under God".
One day a 6-year-old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain "evolution" to the children.
The teacher asked a little boy: Tommy do you see the tree outside?

TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?


TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.

TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.

TEACHER: Did you see God?!


TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there. He just doesn't exist.

A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions.

The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy:

Tommy, do you see the tree outside?


LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?

TOMMY: Yessssss!

LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?

TOMMY: Yessssss!

LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?


LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?


LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school, she must not have one!

(You Go Girl!)


Friday, August 5, 2011

Best speeding excuse ever!

When asked by a young patrol officer "Do You know you were speeding?"

This 83-year-old woman gave the young officer an ear to ear smile and stated:

"Yes , but .... I had to get there before I forgot where I was going."

The officer put his ticket book away and bid her good day.

Makes perfectly good sense to me