Thursday, December 29, 2011

ENJOY

these are just way toooo cute...enjoy

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Quotes

Quote of the Day


Nothing is easy to the unwilling.

Thomas Fuller



Love Quote of the Day

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love.

Voltaire



Art Quote of the Day

I don't like to sell my finest pieces.

Beatrice Wood



Nature Quote of the Day

I am following Nature without being able to grasp her, I perhaps owe having become a painter to flowers.

Claude Monet



Funny Quote of the Day

Pair up in threes.

Joe DiMaggio







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Friday, December 9, 2011

True or Not Funny





They dressed the truck up with the guy dummy spread eagle on the roof of the truck.



The driver and passengers put on Moose Heads.



Down the Maine Toll interstate they went causing about 16 accidents.



They went to jail.

Saturday, December 3, 2011

: Epitaths

FOUND ON REAL HEADSTONES



Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:

Born 1903-Died 1942

Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the

car was on the way down. It was.



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In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:



Here lies an Atheist

All dressed up

And no place to go.



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In a London, England cemetery:



Here lies Ann Mann,

Who lived an old maid

But died an old Mann.

Dec. 8, ! 1767



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In a Ribbesford, England, cemetery:



Anna Wallace:

The children of Israel wanted bread,

And the Lord sent them manna.

Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife,

And the Devil sent him Anna.



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In a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:



Here lies Johnny Yeast.

Pardon me

For not rising.



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In a Uniontown, Pennsylvania, cemetery:



Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.

Stepped on the gas

Instead of the brake



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In a Silver City, Nevada, cemetery:



Here lays The Kid.

We planted him raw.

He was quick on the trigger

But slow on the draw.



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A lawyer's epitaph in England:



Sir John Strange.

Here lies an honest lawyer,

And that is Strange.



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John Penny's epitaph in Wimborne, England, cemetery:



Reader, if cash thou art

In want of any,

Dig 6 feet deep;

And thou wilt find a Penny.



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Hartscombe, England:



On the 22nd of June,

Jonathan Fiddle

Went out of tune.



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Anna Hopewell's grave in Enosburg Falls,Vermont



Here lies the body of our Anna -

Done to death by a banana.

It wasn't the fruit that laid her low,

But the skin of the thing that made her go.



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On a grave from the 1880s in Nantucket, Massachusetts:



Under the sod and under the trees,

Lies the body of Jonathan Pease.

He is not here, there's only the pod.

Pease shelled out and went to God



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In a cemetery in England:



Remember man, as you walk by,

As you are now, so once was I.

As I am now, you soon will be.

Prepare yourself and follow me.



To which someone replied by writing on the tombstone:



To follow you I'll not consent

Until I know which way you went



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Boot Hill, Tombstone, Arizona:

Here lies Lester Moore

One slug from a 44

No Les

No Moore