Tuesday, May 31, 2011


Blogger will not let me post comment on my own blog.I noticed right after John Wells  made a statement that he had not had any rain in 7 months.I commented on him not getting any for 7 months but I left the rain out.I was thinking maybe they spiderd me thinking I was a pervert.I still think 7 months with out is comical.


I am not able to comment on certain blogs with my google i.d. I can only comment on certain blogs.What's wrong?  DIZZ YOUR HAPPENS TO BE ONE OF THOSE  I'm working on solving the problem. Any suggestions welcome

Monday, May 30, 2011


I listen to a politican say he was not running for President because he loved his family more than his country.Now that turns your thinking cap on an makes you think.There is nothing like being honest to yourself .It did not take but a second to know how I feel.But its hard to explain it to someone else so I will not even try.

Saturday, May 28, 2011

Good Memories

Thought you'd enjoy this one!

This one you want your Children and Grandchildren to read.

They won’t believe this happened, but it DID.

Harry & Bess

This seems unreal.....

Harry Truman was a different kind of President. He probably made as many, or more,important decisions regarding our nation's history as any of the other 42 Presidents preceding him. However, a measure of his greatness may rest on what he did after he left the White House.

The only asset he had when he died was the house he lived in, which was in Independence Missouri . His wife had inherited the house from her mother and father and other than their years in the White House, they lived their entire lives there.

When he retired from office in 1952, his income was a U.S. Army pension reported to have been $13,507.72 a year. Congress, noting that he was paying for his stamps and personally licking them, granted him an 'allowance' and, later, a retroactive pension of $25,000 per year.

After President Eisenhower was inaugurated, Harry and Bess drove home to Missouri by themselves. There was no Secret Service following them.

When offered corporate positions at large salaries, he declined, stating, "You don't want me. You want the office of the President, and that doesn't belong to me. It belongs to the American people and it's not for sale.."

Even later, on May 6, 1971, when Congress was preparing to award him the Medal of Honor on his 87th birthday, he refused to accept it, writing, "I don't consider that I have done anything which should be the reason for any award, Congressional or otherwise."

As president he paid for all of his own travel expenses and food.

Modern politicians have found a new level of success in cashing in on the Presidency, resulting in untold wealth. Today, many in Congress also have found a way to become quite wealthy while enjoying the fruits of their offices. Political offices are now for sale. (e.g. Illinois )

Good old Harry Truman was correct when he observed, "My choices in life were either to be a piano player in a whorehouse or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference!

I say dig him up and clone him!!

This is not sent for discussion.

Enjoy life now - it has an expiration date!

Thursday, May 26, 2011


Hermit Jim started it ,I like it also right out of the jar.But if you ever find yourself wanting it a little different try it on  a stalk of celery.,also peanut butter an dill pickle Slices as a sandwich.My mother would mash up a banana add a pinch of sugar and mix in peanut butter an make a sandwich of that.I remember telling a friend of mine this.He said he took peanut butter an mustard sandwiches on his canoe trips.I tried it an found that to be good also.Man can not live by bread alone  but peanut butter I wonder?

Wednesday, May 25, 2011


1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is


2 The sport of choice for maintenance level

employees is BOWLING.

3 The sport of choice for front-line workers is


4 The sport of choice for supervisors is


5 The sport of choice for middle management is



6 The sport of choice for corporate executives

and officers is GOLF.


The higher you go in the corporate structure,

the smaller your balls become.

There must be a ton of people in Washington

playing marbles!


Monday, May 23, 2011


Children Are Quick


TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .

MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

CLASS: Maria.


TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.


TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'


TEACHER: No, that's wrong

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

(I Love this child)


TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?


TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.


TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.



TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.


TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '

MILLIE: I is..

TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'

MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'


TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.

Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand....


TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.


TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?

CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

(I want to adopt this kid!!!)


TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher



Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Freedom Of Speech

Here in America we enjoy many freedoms but freedom come at a price.Freedom is not cheap nor does it just apply to you alone it applies to everyone.But in my book it is worth it.What made me think of this ,I was taking a nap an was awoke by the TV (Glen Beck) was doing what he does.I reached for the control an changed stations an went on with my life .I just thank my GOD that I have that choice.But I did think you know the people that watch him they vote also.Now that bothers me a little .,till I think most of them or just watching him for entertainment..I was just thinking him an Trump should run for President..Just a joke.

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Not My Generation

I just saw on the evening news where this mother of three children just returned from her third tour of duty serving my country.Well country I'm ashamed at us for letting this happen to those  children.I'm equally ashamed of her for letting it happen,I personally feel the children have rights .How could we as a country let this happen in this modern age.

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Ronald Reagan B Actor

I remember the man as an actor that wanted to play a part as President of the United States an got the chance to do it ,an played it damn well.He did make mistakes but that was a time we had a lot of respect for that office.If he was alive to day I know he would tell you the same thing I am..He was playing to the largest audience in the world, an if someone ask Nancy today she might confirm what I've just told you.Reagan was like Wayne they just played themselves.They were not character actors like Spencer Tracy or Peter O'Tolle. Bedtime for Bonzo yes he was just playing himself.I liked Ronal Reagan as an Actor

Bedtime For Bonzo

Sunday, May 8, 2011

My Memories Of My MOM

I had to be about 2 years old ,we were in the cotton field early in the morning,She was picking cotton I'm walking behind the picksack.When she picks enough to shake down into a bed for me to lay on. I remember laying on that picksack.For some reason I can remember that as if it was just Yesterday.I had a great mama an I miss her.

Thursday, May 5, 2011


This is just too beautiful not to share.

Dear God, please send clothes
for all those poor ladies
on grandpa's computer.


Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Gold is a fear Metal

The perfect illustration of why, when it comes to investing in good times or bad, you can't get caught up in the short term, or in breathless market commentary. Only an idiot would buy gold today. The price of that commodity is currently north of $1,000 per ounce, and flirting with new all-time highs on a daily basis.Gold is a useless metal it is to soft for anything other than jewelry.It is a good currant carrying conductor but so is aluminum.



Monday, May 2, 2011

Worth the watch

Seth Meyers remarks at the 2011 White House Correspondents' Dinner

Carrie Underwood with Vince Gill How Great thou Art - 720P HD - Standing...

Has anyone seen an atom?

We have seen atoms in many ways. Some of them are very indirect.

Large microscopes that use electrons instead of light have been able to see

single atoms as fuzzy pictures on film. The atoms we have seen this way are

the larger atoms that contain a lot of protons and neutrons in their nuclei.

A very good question. The answer is Yes. And No. The reason

for No is that it is actually impossible for anybody to "see" an individual

atom, since all atoms are thousands of times smaller than the smallest light

waves we can see using our eyes. The reason for Yes is that, even though they

cannot be seen directly with our eyes there is so much evidence for atoms, and

we know so much about them, that it is impossible to say they do not exist.

One of the greatest achievements of the last few years (which won a Nobel

prize) was a new kind of microscope called the "scanning tunneling

microscope", which allows an extremely sensitive "probe" (basically a rod with

a very fine tip) to wander around on the outside of some solid materials, and

actually feel the bumps that are caused by the atoms there, and then a

computer can convert those bumps into a picture of the surface, showing the

individual atoms lying there, and the patterns they form, the steps as one

layer of atoms gives way to another, and all sorts of details that could never

be seen before.