Now, how about a joke about grandma & grandpa??
Grandma and grandpa were watching a religious healing
program on TV.
The evangelist called to all who wanted to be healed, to put
one hand on the TV and the other on the body part they wanted
Grandpa hobbled to the TV and put one hand on the TV and the
other on his crotch.
Grandma looked at him with disgust.... "You just don't understand
do you, you old coot.. The purpose of this program is to heal
the sick, not raise the dead!!"