Saturday, January 28, 2012

Miranda Warning....

A drop dead gorgeous female police officer arrested a Marine fighter pilot for drunk driving in the wee morning hours of New Years day.



She told the aviator, "Sir, you have the right to remain silent.



Anything you say, can and will be held against you.."



The Fighter pilot looked at her and said, "Tits.."

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

AMERICA'S FIRST JET AIRCRAFT -- Bell P59A

This is a video of the first US jet ‘way back in Oct 1942.







It is a classic piece of film I certainly never knew existed. I wasn’t even aware that America HAD a jet that early in the war: 10 months after Pearl Harbor !







You will enjoy this great clip of history.







America 's first jet flight, Oct 1942.







THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE PIECE OF AVIATION HISTORY.







This is a very interesting little piece of historical film. It covers America 's entry into the Jet Age with the Bell P59A.





http://www.aircraftowner.com/videos/view/americas-first-jet-flight-october-1942_1617.html

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

AGE OF THE INTERNET

This year especially an from now on I personally think that anyone that makes contributions to a political party is just wasting their money.Everything you want to know an then some is on the internet all you have to do is just Google it an you will see.So my advice to you is take that money down to Starbucks an have a cup of coffee.Now that will help create jobs,an put Americans  back to work.Would not be a bad thing either if you just pay a living wage.

Monday, January 9, 2012

JUST A THOUGHT

All the forces of Nature,--heat, light, electricity and gravitation,-- are silent and invisible. We never see them;


we only know that they exist by seeing the effects they produce. In all Nature the wonders of the "seen" are

dwarfed into insignificance when compared with the majesty and glory of the "unseen." The great sun itself

does not supply enough heat and light to sustain animal and vegetable life on the earth. We are dependent for

nearly half of our light and heat upon the stars, and the greater part of this supply of life-giving energy comes

from invisible stars, millions of miles from the earth. In a thousand ways Nature constantly seeks to lead men

to a keener and deeper realization of the power and the wonder of the invisible.

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Brain Study

Wow! It took me a few seconds, but then I got the hang of it...I've seen this with the letters out of order, but this is the first time I've seen it with numbers





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Good example of a Brain Study: If you can read this you have a strong mind:

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1MPR3551V3 7H1NG5!

1N 7H3 B3G1NN1NG

17 WA5 H4RD BU7

N0W, 0N 7H15 LIN3

Y0UR M1ND 1S

R34D1NG 17

4U70M471C4LLY

W17H 0U7 3V3N

7H1NK1NG 4B0U7 17,

B3 PROUD! 0NLY

C3R741N P30PL3 C4N

R3AD 7H15.

PL3453 F0RW4RD 1F

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Sunday, January 1, 2012

My Favorite Animal

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.

He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.

I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.



The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.

I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.



She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.



I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.



Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now...