Friday, July 8, 2011

Some entertaining nonsense!

HOW DRY IS IT?



A buddy out of Longview said he'd killed a mosquito that was carrying a

canteen.



A man in Dime Box said the chicken farmers were giving the chickens

crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.



In Lake Palestine , they caught a 20 lb catfish that had ticks on it!

But just this week, in Bryan , a fire hydrant was seen bribing a dog.



It's so dry in Texas that the Baptists are starting to baptize by

sprinkling,

the Methodists are using wet-wipes,

the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks,

and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.



Now THAT's Dry!