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Blogger will not let me post comment on my own blog.I noticed right after John Wells  made a statement that he had not had any rain in 7 months.I commented on him not getting any for 7 months but I left the rain out.I was thinking maybe they spiderd me thinking I was a pervert.I still think 7 months with out is comical.

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I am not able to comment on certain blogs with my google i.d. I can only comment on certain blogs.What's wrong?  DIZZ YOUR HAPPENS TO BE ONE OF THOSE  I'm working on solving the problem. Any suggestions welcome

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I listen to a politican say he was not running for President because he loved his family more than his country.Now that turns your thinking cap on an makes you think.There is nothing like being honest to yourself .It did not take but a second to know how I feel.But its hard to explain it to someone else so I will not even try.

Good Memories

Thought you'd enjoy this one!


This one you want your Children and Grandchildren to read.

They won’t believe this happened, but it DID.

Harry & Bess

This seems unreal.....

Harry Truman was a different kind of President. He probably made as many, or more,important decisions regarding our nation's history as any of the other 42 Presidents preceding him. However, a measure of his greatness may rest on what he did after he left the White House.

The only asset he had when he died was the house he lived in, which was in Independence Missouri . His wife had inherited the house from her mother and father and other than their years in the White House, they lived their entire lives there.

When he retired from office in 1952, his income was a U.S. Army pension reported to have been $13,507.72 a year. Congress, noting that he was paying for his stamps and personally licking them, granted him an 'allowance' and, later, a retroactive pension of $25,000 per year.

After President Eisenhower was inaugurated, Harry and Bess drove home to Missouri by themselves. There was no Secret Service following them.

When offered corporate positions at large salaries, he declined, stating, "You don't want me. You want the office of the President, and that doesn't belong to me. It belongs to the American people and it's not for sale.."

Even later, on May 6, 1971, when Congress was preparing to award him the Medal of Honor on his 87th birthday, he refused to accept it, writing, "I don't consider that I have done anything which should be the reason for any award, Congressional or otherwise."

As president he paid for all of his own travel expenses and food.

Modern politicians have found a new level of success in cashing in on the Presidency, resulting in untold wealth. Today, many in Congress also have found a way to become quite wealthy while enjoying the fruits of their offices. Political offices are now for sale. (e.g. Illinois )

Good old Harry Truman was correct when he observed, "My choices in life were either to be a piano player in a whorehouse or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference!


I say dig him up and clone him!!

This is not sent for discussion.

Enjoy life now - it has an expiration date!

PEANUT BUTTER

Hermit Jim started it ,I like it also right out of the jar.But if you ever find yourself wanting it a little different try it on  a stalk of celery.,also peanut butter an dill pickle Slices as a sandwich.My mother would mash up a banana add a pinch of sugar and mix in peanut butter an make a sandwich of that.I remember telling a friend of mine this.He said he took peanut butter an mustard sandwiches on his canoe trips.I tried it an found that to be good also.Man can not live by bread alone  but peanut butter I wonder?

INTERESTING OBSERVATION

1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is

BASKETBALL.

2 The sport of choice for maintenance level

employees is BOWLING.


3 The sport of choice for front-line workers is

FOOTBALL.



4 The sport of choice for supervisors is

BASEBALL.



5 The sport of choice for middle management is

TENNIS.



And....



6 The sport of choice for corporate executives

and officers is GOLF.


THE AMAZING CONCLUSION:

The higher you go in the corporate structure,

the smaller your balls become.



There must be a ton of people in Washington

playing marbles!

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LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!

Children Are Quick

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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .

MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

CLASS: Maria.

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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.



(I Love this child)

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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE: Me!

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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '

MILLIE: I is..

TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'

MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.

Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand....

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TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?

CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.



(I want to adopt this kid!!!)



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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher

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PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!